Dude no bro dont do it bro dude dude bro dont do it dude
DUUDE dont do it bro dude dont do it DAVE dave bro dont
do it

The only winner that night was the stomach pump...

dude man

Interesting fact: Timothy Leary studied at UA

Someone really shouldn't have let him keep drinking.

while they waited for the ambulance they all took pictures with their dicks in his mouth

I like how the dude who started out expressing concern for Dave's well-being finally just gives up and starts egging him on to finish the thing.

This is an excellent way to ruin the rest of the party for everyone else and maybe die.

Ah, Everclear. I remember drinking shots of it mixed with strawberry daiquiri mix in a trailer park one night during my misspent youth. It's still the only time I've ever passed out on my feet. Good times.

Everclear seems to turn people into blurry red dots.

-2 for Brobra's camera not having fucking night vision. Or at least a light. Isn't that standard by now? I need to see dave rolling on the pavement in puddles of his own vomit.

This kid is shit compared to his russian counterpart.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=17487

The after sequence is also much more gratifying.

This has got to be fake. He would have been alarmed as shit at how his mouth suddenly felt like napalm had it after the first three chugs.

One time I violated the rugby dry day rule by doing a shot of everclear the night before the game. I couldn't find a shot glass so I used a candle holder and accidentally aspirated the entire thing. I wasnt able to breathe right for a week and I spent the game writhing in pain on the sidelines coughing blood.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT