"Bobby, I don't want you to come over any more."

"Why are you wearing eye shadow, Bobby?"

Fuck those faggots up Mushy

"Crisp for the first three bites" is more like it.

"We'd never have to deal with this shit if we'd eaten waffles like I wanted to, Bobby!"

Niggas had pancakes and they're still eating cold cereal? The fuck is that shit?

"Bobby, there are no little men...what the hell are you talking about??"

More cerials need to start elfin gang battles.

I'm surprised that Snap, Crackle and Pop have been around this long.
Also, This is clearly from when the Breakfast Magic was much stronger and they could summon their cereal to places it was never purchased. Now for the elves to appear you have to have a box of their cereal. The Whisteling just doesn't work anymore.