Oh, joy.
Also, needs a 'short and sweet' tag.

kill 'em all...

This video is great by itself but then I noticed it was submitted by princess 2.1 and that made it better.

This was way better than I was anticipating.

pfft. ANYONE can beat Donkey Kong if they aren't trying to smash the barrels.

TOASTY!!!

Looking at this guy's reel, I'd be terrified of what would happen if this guy met Cyriak.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Joy

"Kill Screen in 5 minutes."

KONGALITY

Scorpion's one of those guys who kicks ass at old games but is hopeless at anything made after the 80's. You should see him try to play Mario 64. He just shoots spears into the same tree over and over again until the goombas kill him. Dude just can't figure out how to function in three dimensions.

Scorpion.

Wins.