With art that would make a three year old's fingerpainting look sophisticated. I don't mean to criticise your grand high wizardship, but couldn't you find better art to cut out and scotch tape onto the front cover? Heck, get some gesso and ditch the tape. That it would look a lot better!
I had a co-worker EXACTLY like this. This is what she would be doing instead of showing up to work on time or meeting her deadlines. She also had an insufferable tiny dog as well. All this is missing is the massive amounts of cocaine and the rushing into the office like she'd actually been doing something for the past four hours she wasn't there.
Nice onesie white robe, fatty. I thought wizards were supposed to have stars and moons and runes on their clothes. You look like you just stole a nightshirt from Ebeneezer Scrooge.