The only religion with a money-back guarantee deserves five stars.

I had a teacher named Bob Dobbs, he smoked a pipe and had the same haircut.

I don't know what to make of that.

Oh you think I've got something to say do you?

I used to be an official church member. Still have the first and second books of SubGenius. I know it's become the in-thing to hate on the church, but those books are fucking great and, for awhile, their radio show was beyond awesome. So much stupid fun.

Some home video decks may react unpredictably.

this is a no-watch zone

I arrived really late to the party with SubGenius. This is the first time I've seen this video, for example. Why do the same folks I figure would love this parody seem to hate it so much?

Stars are mostly for how awesome this was when I was in high school.