In my town there is a single clinic but it has some corporatey name like "wellness center" or something. A homeopathologist capitalized on this by moving into the same offices and putting up a big sign that says clinic. The town has a large elderly population.
I met Lynda Barry two weeks ago, though. But I was at work so I couldn't be all "HEY SIGN MY COPY OF ONE HUNDRED DEMONS OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE." I also resisted the urge to ask if Matt Greoning is good in bed. It would ruin the surprise for me anyway.
Guys guys, homeopathy is cool, just put 2 molecules of 'baloney' in a swimming pool, shake it, then dilute it again, shake it, then bottle it... I've just found the cure for cancer.