"Get over here and call an ambulance for him. I have far too much money to do it myself!"

Awesome.

I don't know what any of this garbage is, but "Screw the rules, I have money!" is awesome enough.

"No. It's because this game makes no sense"

It wasn't monotanous enough to be an accurate depction of Yugioh.

More like "extended."

"For some reason playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured."

"No wonder why your parents are never around."

"Time for your sponge bath." "Mmm."

I wish i had a "super rare awesome chocolatey fudge coated mega super card" Kaiba needs to get laid.

Is it time for my cameo yet?

I'm a kleptomaniac, I stole it from school.

"I'm here for your blue eyes old man, and I won't take no for an answer, now give it to me" "no" "curses, foiled again!"

This whole damn series is amazing.
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