Avert your eyes, children! He may try to take on other forms!

How did you destroy America today Keefu? I ran around my neighborhood ruining the values of every family here.

please tell me it is a fist, oh please oh please oh please

ok then, it's a fist.

shotgun barrels.


As an athiest, all I have to say is; Where da catholic women at?!

As if socialist hentai's penis would fill the gaping hole in Glenn Beck's head!

It would take all of our dicks to fill a hole that size.

And when he says "God is chased out" I picture an atheist sweeping God out with a broom saying "shoo, you go on out now, go on, shoo, shoo!"

They do it intentionally. They saturate pop culture with the notion that God/prayer/faith is banned from schools, and eventually overzealous educators try to put it into practice and stop some kid or group from exercising free religious expression. Then the Religious Right claims validation while their mortal enemies, the ACLU, do the real heavy lifting of actually defending the students' rights.

Unfortunately things have changed drastically.

No they haven't. My brother goes to the same school, and all those activities remain. As they do in every school in America. There is not one public school in America where students can't pray, sing hymns, or read the Bible, and anyone who claims otherwise is either breaking the 8th Commandment, or living in delusion. The school can't tell kids to practice a religion, but that's in no way the same thing.

That always bothers me the most too. They're only pissed that there isn't mandatory prayer. Which would be against the law. We all pay for the education system, if you want to send your kids to Bible camp you have to pay for that yourself.

I'm cool with the kids praying for stricter enforcement of Title IX though.

They behave like every villain in every cartoon ever.

Glenn Beck thinks you are a sap. He's a shitty actor who is playing on your fears and middle America is buying it. He doesn't care a dick about the shit he rails on in that show. If there was money to be made as a zany morning dj he'd still be doing that.

There's no real money to be made on love, only hate. And that's because you are weak.

Nice one, Enjoy. I got it. Pretty funny.

I do hate the USA, though.

Standing Orgasm?

trolled HARD

enjoy, you just gave a standing O to a race baiting intellectual midget.

oh right that's nothing new to you, carry on.

and the thing about midgets is, they're not all bad, they can do many things that amuse us. But they can never do a slam dunk. capiche?

Fuuuuuuck you

Okay, you're not even trying to sound believable now.

That was "Jesus Loves the Little Children", not "Jesus Loves Me", two different songs, at least I think that's the words they were singing. Red and yellow, black and white etc

Its easier to blame Europe's increasing atheist populations rather than WW2.

sure, in 1648

I doubt it has anything to do with our giant landmass, largely untapped resources, our creation of a mostly homogeneous culture through television and movies, the fact that we were far enough from Europe to escape the Napoleonic wars, WWI and WWII, the Soviet invasions...

It was just cause God really liked what good suck ups we are.

We'd better all pray extra hard and hate people different from us with an even fiercer tenacity and more willful ignorance than usual before He forgets all about us and goes off to favor Canada or Paraguay or Myannmar instead!

Two words: Mountain Meadows.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_massacre

That pisses me off too. I hate it when projects are left half-finished.

had it backwards. should have read the link first.

uh

you sir are an artist.

CURSES!!! I WOULD HAVE INDOCTRINATED ALL THE LITTLE CHILDREN IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR YOU, JOE FLOOB!!

Yeah, that got me too. For an all-powerful deity, god's really bad at this.

It apparently runs in the family.

Yeah, you can change one word in that sentence and it will hold up juuuust fine.

Let's be completely fair here. Most of the time when Glenn Beck spends time in front of a mirror, the only thing reflected in it is his nose.

Stars for Hooper.

Poor upbringing in a Christian home with bad Christian influences.

because I know people like him.

they're actually smarter than beck, but same level of stupid on social matters.

Holy shit, Glenn Beck is so retarded, he's got me agreeing whole-heartedly with Cena mark.

And really, wtf was that whole thing with Abraham & Isaac?

"KILL YOUR KID!!! just kidding...hehe...."

what a dick, seriously.

It sounds like God's even more of a troll than Glenn Beck.

Jehovah as a character was originally probably a very satirical creation, representing a father figure who changed his whims dramatically. It falls into step with other father creator characters such as Zeus and company, all of them were meant to be exaggerated emotional states that both sympathized with their children humans, encouraged them, and fucked with them when they had ill tempers. Father creator gods are often severely flawed, which speaks to something of mankind's ability to superimpose huge psychological awareness into mythology without even realizing it.

No, it only explicitly prohibits the establishment of a religion. Therefore the state can make a religion mandatory for all, as long as they didn't found it. And don't try bringing up the founding fathers writings regarding church and state, because they were white Christians, and therefore must have considered all other faiths the work of Satan like I do. Glenn Beck even wrote a book about Thomas Paine, and it said that he hated government more than anything, and considered lack of faith in a Christian God the source of all evil.*

*Pretty much a verbatim argument I've heard more than once.

Jesus Christ, I rolled my eyes at Beck's Paine book, but he ACTUALLY SAID that Paine thinks that? Teddy Roosevelt called Paine a "dirty little athiest!" I feel like I should be crying tears of blood right now.

"The study of theology, as it stands in Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing; it rests on nothing; it proceeds by no authorities; it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing and admits of no conclusion." - Thomas Paine, founding father and guy who did not rape or murder a young girl in 1990