Look at it this way:

Lemmy gets chicks, thus any physical anomalies that would adversely affect a normal guy's chance of scoring, simply don't apply to rock musicians.

Whenever the ZZ Top guys sing about sex I just can't help but die a little inside. I know, I'm shallow as fuck, but I just... I just can't think about that. I'm sorry.

Oddly enough though, no problems with Lemmy.

Also: La Grange is the best roadtrip music ever. Bar none.