If you run into this situation that often, try getting a fucking Swiss Army Knife. They have these neat corkscrew things that you can use without needing a towel to guard your hands against possible bottle breakage.

A plastic pen does the job OK too, but this is neat.

That's cute but it seems a lot more tedious and dangerous than just using a corkscrew.

I wonder if the actual force is caused by a cavitation shock wave, like the trick where you burst the bottom of a glass bottle by smacking the top just right.

way to stir up all the sediment, you fucking barbarian

All this time I thought we had alcoholic woodpeckers.

He didn't even swirl it in his cup, what kind of disgusting behavior is this?

God I hate slide guitar.

it sort of looks like he's jacking that tree off

THINGS MISSING FROM THIS VIDEO: Tuxedo. Monocle. Top hat. Fob watch. Twirly mustache. Droll British butler watching the bottle thumping display with absolute apathy.