Poor Frodo, the ring did had effects on him after all.

Uncomfortably ambiguous gender.

When this boy fucks another boy, it will shatter his tiny tiny little world.

Wow... this guy is a find. I haven't ever heard anything so incoherent from someone who wasn't debating a post box. Pencils evolved from rocks? Intriguing, tell me more!

That cat's first reaction is to bite.

That cat is the smartest thing in this video.

. . . I'm not letting him take the car, either.

Suze is an ugly bitch, but her insecurities make her try really hard at sex and make her really appreciative when you give her attention. Joanne lays in bed like a corpse being stabbed and never returns your phone calls.

mute

then play this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQhh4Xs8RcM

Even the microphone ignores him

God damn the sound in this video.

Now that I think about it, this could be a brilliant short film about a ranting homicidal lunatic, filmed from the point of view of his friend who is on the edge of death, weaving in and out of consciousness as he's dragged around and yelled at.

assyoume