3 stars for shite-bollocks technohouse until the giant hands at 2:03. I would say this is a parody but Poe's law makes such assertions unverifiable.

5 for the description.

Put a donk on it.

Ha ha. Only in Ameri--oh. Oh my.

Dayumn.

"I 'ad this guy come up to me and say, 'You'd be awroit if weren a Christian.'"

No. No you wouldn't.

When I loaded this page, I got a big banner ad for vacuum cleaners.

I'll just leave it at that.

I choose to wanna be Jesus to you.