Losing a dog in fog is highly unthinkable. Back in 1994 I witnessed several dogs invade a medley of mist. Yet I was STILL able to establish their presence with just a meager bit of common sense. I understand this is not the case in Britain. British fog is so substantial that you cannot tell where the fog ends and where YOU begin. Do NOT go to Britain and if you must, wear a bright orange sweater, goodnight.

The luft smelt like strung coffeh.

When English people do fake English accents for a gaff, we do it like this.

Is she like, advertising her skills as a dialect coach? Cause goddamn.

The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plains.

Her entire series is amazing. Don't miss the comments, 95% of which call her a dumb slut and 5% of which are white knighting/internet wooing

Wow you sure convinced me!

Sounds nothing like the southerners she's imitating, and sounds even less like me. I love it.

Americans say "Toe-may-toe" and we say "Tuh-mah-toe"... if we're taking the piss out of the royals

-Charlie Brooker

So she's basically figured out how to say a short "o" (but definitely not a long "e") in a posh British accent?

Bob Odenkirk could teach her to do a more realistic accent

And this woman has probably never been to England.