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Comment count is 34
Subfuscious - 2009-05-26

Helmet kid doesn't even think of slowing down; that's cold.


glasseye - 2009-05-26

Why stop for Mr Future Douchebag of America?


Ryo-Cokey - 2009-05-26

To deliver a curb stomping as the Coup de Grace, of course.


zatojones - 2009-05-26

Is that Reese from Malcolm in the Middle?


Charles - 2009-12-18

It's just the thing he spawned.


lieutenant halfabeef - 2009-05-26

Well, barring that that would have caught him under the helmet anyway, is that really the most common kind of injury that can be prevented with a helmet, Brain Injury Association?


dementomstie - 2009-05-26

Well, it's not the an Association for the Prevention or Awareness of Brain Injuries, so I figure they're actually promoting Brain Injuries.


Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-05-26

I'm pretty sure the message is advice to smack people in the forehead and provide them with fresh meat.


MrBuddy - 2009-05-26

So does the annoying kid without a helmet have a brain injury before or after the add? (Both?)


Dinkin Flicka - 2009-05-28

This kid and his kind could just pay attention to the road instead of having to mind all the dorks and their dorky helmets if No one wore helmets.

Don't wear a helmet


Charles - 2009-12-18

I wait for this to happen to you every day, Dink.


sliggy - 2009-05-26

If this were a British PSA there'd be a lingering shot of the kid lying, moaning, on the ground with blood and brains everywhere.


kennydra - 2009-05-26

If it were a Canadian PSA his head would have flown off, ricocheted off a mailbox, and taken out an elderly woman working in her garden.


HarrietTubmanPI - 2009-05-26

If it were a French ad, it would have taken the decapitated head over to England to show how much better the French are at decapitations.


zatojones - 2009-05-26

also their would have been tits in it


Lauritz Melchior - 2009-05-26

If this were a Russian ad, the helmetless biker would have been a woman, because women can't handle vehicles in Russia.


Rafiki - 2009-05-26

If this were a Haitian ad, it would have gone:

Bully: Pretty much everywhere it's gonna be safe.
Helmet Kid: Then I don't need this helmet!
Bully: EeheeheeheeheeAAGHH


badideasinaction - 2009-05-26

If it were Nigerian the helmeted kid would have had glowing eyes and struck the bully down with divine thunderbolts after praying.


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-05-26

If it were Japanese both of the kids would have been girls and there would have been an extended mid-air pantyshot as the bully fell.


Deconvolution - 2009-05-26

5 stars for Caminante's comment.


Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-05-26

It it was German he would have been impaled on a forklift truck.


Samisyosam - 2009-05-26

If it were a Norwegian ad, the kid would have decapitated his challenger by headbanging him with the edge of his helmet while listening to death metal.


EvilHomer - 2009-05-26

If this were Darfur, the kids wouldn't have had helmets. They wouldn't have had bikes. They'd be too poor. Then one of them would have been gunned down in the streets and the other would have died of AIDS.


Enjoy - 2009-05-26

If this were a Mexican PSA, the kid would have just wrecked YOUR bike.


Cleaner82 - 2009-05-27

They're takin' our JEERRRRBikes!


La Loco - 2009-05-27

If this was lol cats the bully would have said "can I has brain injury?"


Charles - 2009-12-18

MY god. It's FULL of ****************************************************************** ****************************************************************** ****************************************************************** ****************************************************************** ****************God bless us, everyone!


B_Ko - 2012-02-26

This is why i keep coming here. Keep on keepin' on, PoETV.

Also, Rafiki, you've earned these.


Witty_Pop_Culture_Reference - 2009-05-26

I try to imagine this is Cena_Mark and Baleen.


Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2009-05-26

Doesn't work for me because I can't imagine Cena going to school at all.


phalsebob - 2009-05-26

Baleen is the 2 by 4, and Cena is the fat guy in the back telling the kid if he didn't want brain injuries he'd have worn a helmet instead of phoning an ambulance.


Frank Rizzo - 2009-05-26

I dont think a helmet would protect you from a 2x4 to the face.


sparklefatty - 2010-07-24

You've got a point there. TOO BAD THEY DON'T MAKE A HELMET THAT WILL FIT OVER IT.


Cherry Pop Culture - 2011-12-10

In my city, no one wears a bike helmet. I'm glad, they remove themselves from the genepool and not make little idiots that cut me off in traffic.


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