LISTEN YOU IDIOTS I'M THE REINCARNATION OF GHANDI AND I NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE AFTERLIFE AND HOW TO SOLVE ALL OF HUMANITIES PROBLEMS AND I NEED TO DO IT QUICKLY BECAUSE I CAN FEEL MY MIND GOING! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET REINCARNATED AND WHY NOBODY EVER ... EVER ... UH ... BLA BLA GOO GOO IBBLE