mysterious as the dark side of the moooooooon

Dammit, we spent the whole audio budget on these books for the background.

your silly, goofy, friends just made you gay!

Jesus Christ, so sad: retardation with such seriousness.

Isn't selling yourself into slavery an act of sissiness in and of itself? A real man would've stormed the slave owner's island and freed the slaves in the name of his God.

"Go die for something worth dying for."

Fundamentalists are fucking terrifying.

I have the full reward of the lamb's suffering on the grill right now.

lol humanity

This YouTuber's comment pretty much summed up my mind's reaction to this video:

"Christians: Sell yourself into slavery.

I like this idea. It would be nice to see Christians do something nice for society by acknowledging how worthless their lives are. Sell yourself into slavery for your own beliefs. Let the rest of us with common sense profit off of your life.

There need to be more Paul Washers in the world, preaching the good word."

Sell yourself into slavery for Christ says the clean middle class white guy from a clean well decorated office filled with nice books.

I love the juxtaposition of his preaching with the grainy video and his addressing facebookers.

If they sold themselves, who got the money the slaveowner paid them? Wouldn't he just take the money back once they became his slaves? This is stupid.

And lambs get something back for their suffering? I know it's not money.

Take it like a man, give up your free will!

"They counted their lives as worthless"
And this is seen as a good thing.

I agree with this guy completely. Christians should get off Facebook and sell themselves into slavery.

But I LIKE my silly goofy friends! Probably a bit more than being a slave, in fact.

I hope I'm frustrating this guy more and more everyday I exist.

k i'll go found a mosque brb