I never saw the original of this one, and it just works out wonderfully. I'm not sure I want to ruin it with context.

A story of male alienation, loneliness, and delusion in the 21st century.

That's not what butter is for Jon. What the hell is your deal.

He was such a nice, quiet fellow. A great neighbor. I never would have thought this possible of him.

-1 for the sparkles, chainsaw, and last 10 seconds


These are a lot funnier with just the original footage. Adding in flash effects kills the entire point.

Great, though maybe it should have stopped with the "...you get this" line, right after Liz's response.

White meat. Dark meat. All will be carved.

Is that you, grandma?

epic

You know, when you get right down to it, Jon is actually kind of a horrible person.

"You know what a diet is, don't you!? It's DIE with a T, that's what it is!"

Can't be bothered to whine about the little things. This is too awesome.

Garfield has always represented the devil.

Can't believe this thing was hiding from me! 5ed and Faved.