The "Strange greasy feeling" tag leads to some enjoyable videos.

I would like to be this man's friend.

I slaved all morning over that breakfast, you uncaring bastard!

THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER.

At least he's eating it at a table.

He's go a long history of hamburgers and slouching.

I just realized that one of the guys making these also does MS Paint Adventure. The internet is a small town.

The concerned police officer was the "purty mouth" guy from Deliverance!

"Man... I sure could go for some... greasy... greasy potahmhhmmmmm... ZZZZZZZ..."

Delicious!