I knew I was going to see her at a movie screening so I drew a portrait of her on my arm with a sharpie and showed it to her. She was not impressed, actually she was creeped out. Boing!

A great looking machine...

and the pinball game's not bad either.

Boing!

How many levels of stiffness again?

1:32!

from the ages of 4 to 9 i wanted to be her every halloween.

It's really sad that its so hard to find a few pinball tables these days, unless you're ready to collect.

I couple girls I used to hang out with found one of these machines at a local gay bar and would go there two or three times a week to play it.

Bo-o-o-o-oing!

Table narration sounds like SCTV's Count Floyd...

When I was a little kid, they had one of these at the Howard Johnsons we stayed at once. If you press the "start game" button without putting in money she coos "Don't touch me THERE"

This was a defining moment in my life.

His gaping jaws will devour your shots.

This was a very, very fun table. Not quite Addams Family good, but very good.

I'd like to take her out on the tennis court and fuck her, if you know what I mean.

down-to-earth, funny, successful, a centerfold, has her own pinball table. pretty much the ideal woman.