He said taint! LOL

It's like a laundry list of adjectives for John Waters movies!

I love that he was so appalled at this lurid language, that he just had to read it out on the floor of Congress on national television.

I wonder if its the same guy who wrote the Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007?

5 star-ism.

Uh uh uh uh. If I may say...uh uh uh. Uh uh. If I may, uh. Uh!

Sorry to comment twice, but GTFO Florida. Make it fine with 49.

"And that's only the congressmen from Florida!"

Stop rolling your 'r's Mr. Congressman, it ain't King Lear.

Did I really just hear legislation that would make autoerotic-asphyx bashing a hate crime? I mean that's fine... it's... it's not like I go cruising looking for people with bags on their head to beat up...

... don't you judge me! It's unnatural!

I can't listen to this guy.

Worst public speaker, ever.

Kleptomania is now a fetish?

"slip through the cracks"

Melcryptovestimentaphilia

He has a bunch of grapes in his ass, you can just tell.

It's a new purity test:

apotemnophilia?
asphyxophilia?
autogynephilia?
coprophilia?
exhibitionism?
fetishism?
frotteurism?
gerontosexuality?
incest?
kleptophilia?
klismaphilia?
necrophilia?
partialism?
pedophilia?
sexual masochism?
sexual sadism?
telephone scatalogia?
toucherism?
transgenderism?
transsexual?
transvestite?
transvestic fetishism?
urophilia?
voyeurism?
zoophilia?

I have to admit, if I'm killed in a hate crime for my partialism I demand justice.

That's pretty long naughty list black Santa.