This guy makes me think that the title "comedian" needs to be awarded to you by a disinterested third party before you can claim to be one.

The squatting. The desperation. The yelling. The dancing.

All my stars, Daniel. All my stars.

This is a man who is desperate and dying inside.

Also, does he even own any long pants?

I e-mailed Daniel not too long about about his screenplays. The guy was nice enough to write back and tell me his third self-published book to come will have samples of his screenwriting. I doubt I'll buy it though.

Daniel Songer seems like the perfect guy to have over for a cook-out or play poker. It's just he's so dense about his lack of artistic ability. This video didn't even come close to any jokes.

Is this guy for real, I mean, really? Or is he some anti-comedian who's so good at being unfunny, that...

oh just fuck it have the stars already.

I wonder why he's still single

Daniel Songer IS:

BIG DUDE

3:05

he is on a love quest but the jerkdryers keep erasing his cards