commas between your tags, motherfucker

proof that torture can provide valuable intelligence

Given that he's not trying to escape, I can only think his cries are the kitty version of "why? WHY?!"

Can I has bubble bath?

This kitty has no future as a fishing cat.

That is the most sedate I've ever seen a wet cat.

Assholes.

Big cat!

I had to do this once. I hope I never have to again. This cat is taking it unusually well.

If I tried to do that to my cat I'd leave with half a face.

My cat absolutely fears and respects me, and if I gave him a bath like this, he would cut me to rags. This is cat person porn; if I can't get my cat's winter coat out this way, at least I can watch some hicks ("Miller"?) do it on the internet.

Also that cat is repulsively obese. It's not leaving on its own presumably because it can't.

That's the most pussy-whipped pussy I've ever seen.

Depressing.

My ex's kitty would just give me this look that conveys that he's been totally betrayed and mistreated by those who should love him and gives a few complaining cries. Poor guy.

WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME DIMI

WHY

But how can he bathe me sir?

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