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NewHeavenSalesman - 2009-04-14

Well, it took a few years, but we finally know how it got burned.


TeenerTot - 2009-04-14

Aw, shit! When I saw this in the theater, I was all "How'd it get burned? HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!"


Cleaner82 - 2009-04-14

So is he like the patron saint of this site now? I would be okay with that.


Hooper_X - 2009-04-14

It's really more of a pantheon - you've got Nicholas Cage, Macho Man Randy Savage, Garbage Day Man...


Albuquerque Halsey - 2009-04-14

Statler and Waldorf.


kingarthur - 2009-04-15

Yahtzee as well.


Louis Armstrong - 2009-04-15

fuck yahtzee. Not saintly enough. Nooneheretalkslikeyahtzeeyoubloodyprick!whywouldanyonewanttodothat itsaggravatingtotheeyesespeciallyforusdyslexicchumps.


Banana fire man before yahtzee


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-04-15

Heresy.


RockBolt - 2009-04-15

Don't forget Glowstick the Barbarian


kiint - 2009-04-15

glowstick is the patron saint of the internets


IrishWhiskey - 2009-04-14

Why does the officer and everyone else turn and run from behind Cage, when the place appears to his forward-left?

If the GPS coordinates were 48.15 and 23.42, the number of wandering survivors from that crash might make sense.


IrishWhiskey - 2009-04-14

*plane


dichotic1 - 2009-04-14

um. this just in, NOBODY WALKS OUT OF A FIERY MAXIMUM VELOCITY PLANE CRASH.

worth it for the lulz.


Dinkin Flicka - 2009-04-14

Seems like if it wasn't for the fire, 30% of the passengers probably would have been hunky dory.


futurebot - 2009-04-14

wait, there's "LULZ" in this clip!?!?!


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-04-14

Well, maybe YOU wouldn't.

Wuss.


futurebot - 2009-04-14

2:49 - What is he trying to communicate there? HEY! HEY! YOU'RE ON FIRE!


Louis Armstrong - 2009-04-14

"Is everything okay, Is any one hurt?"

That cop didn't have answers, maybe the burning man would.


HURF BLURF DUH - 2009-04-14

OK, so you're walking toward the flaming wreckage of an airliner and a guy (miraculously) comes walking toward you, ON FIRE. Oh and it's raining and there are puddles everywhere. Do you a) tackle the guy into a puddle and put him out so he doesn't burn to death, or b) watch him go by, shouting HEY HEY at him like he's going to take some time out of burning to death to turn and go "Yeah? What do you need, mister? Kinda busy here!"


Hooper_X - 2009-04-14

Well, it IS burning jet fuel, so I don't know if pushing them into a puddle would even help...


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-04-14

I put myself in his situation, and the first thought that comes to mind is "Oh, shit! All of my CD's are in my car!"


sosage - 2009-04-14

What if it was a plane full of flat chested, 8 year old anime girls?


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-04-15

I would have caught that plane in mid-air and saved them all.


Fingasmcgee - 2009-04-14

This was pretty much the best scene in the movie, don't bother watching the rest unless you want to witness the thought provoking* ending

*Only for dumb people


asian hick - 2009-04-14

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?


Johnny Madhouse - 2009-04-15

The train scene was the part that made me uncomfortable. The plane crash for me was mostly WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF AUDIENCE EXPLOITATION IS THIS.

The rest of the movie, however, was hilarious. Even when 9/11 was used as a clumsy method of uncovering a stupid plot device.


Michael Houser - 2009-04-15

I would have been shouting 'Drop and Roll! Drop and Roll!' at least.
Man, that was the most amazing display of totally fake fire I've ever seen.


Witty_Pop_Culture_Reference - 2009-04-15

I think the important thing we can take from this latest effort in Mr.Cage's fight against the zionist occupied government is that even in such a horrible crash and with all of the jet fuel there, the massive engines CLEARLY DID NOT AND COULD NOT BURN.

9-11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB! GOOGLE RON PAUL!


La Loco - 2009-04-15

If I saw Nick Cage on fire like that I'd shout HEY! and not do anything too.


Xiphias - 2009-04-17

ACTING


FABIO - 2010-09-15

This wasn't as nearly a good Nick Cage magically predicts disasters movie as Next two years earlier.


kanyakumari - 2010-09-15

Needs a LONG TAKE tag.


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