It makes gay porn look heterosexual to the nth degree.

I was expecting Mother Nature to get TOLD. But no.

ENERGY LEGS

When the music started I almost choked trying not to laugh loudly.

this was an actual show. I actually saw some of it when I was flipping through channels once.

The big Italian guy looked like someone I used to see at this gym I went to back then. The guy at the gym was a cop and he had a bad habit of dropping F bombs all day no matter who was around. He'd do this thing where he'd get to where he couldn't go anymore and just drop his weights on the floor and yell "FUCK!" as loud as he could, like he was mad at his own failings. I don't know why they never kicked him out. Maybe they thought he had Tourette's Syndrome, or maybe he was their steroid hookup. Either way, he intimidated a lot of people. He used to workout with this other equally massive beast with a ponytail, who, as it turns out, was a pizza delivery guy. I found out what place he worked and decided I'd never order from them just based on the chance that he might show up and know where I live.