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Desc:It's a new video game. Where you shoot people in the face
Category:Video Games, Humor
Tags:Violence, video game, shooter, The Onion, shooting a horse
Submitted:Innocent Bystander
Date:04/08/09
Views:2933
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Comment count is 33
boner - 2009-04-08

Best cut scenes of the year
http://www.closerangegame.com/


chumbucket - 2009-04-08

In the zone!!


William Burns - 2009-04-08

One joke, dragged out far too long and not funny to begin with.


William Burns - 2009-04-08

and the title's messed up.


baleen - 2009-04-08

WHAT
this was funny.


Pillager - 2009-04-08

Then stay for Bobbie Battista's hotness & the last few seconds of the clip.


Innocent Bystander - 2009-04-08

"and the title's messed up."

Why, whatever do you mean?

It has never been messed up.


FABIO - 2009-04-08

Yeah. Usually the Union TV stories worked around this classic Union problem by filling the clip with lots of little details and jokes.

This one really didn't.


Dinkin Flicka - 2009-04-12

Fabio - Since you call it the Union twice, I can't possibly see how this is a typo... Someone's either been messing with your computer or you are dyslexic.

William Burns - Boo to you, sir.

NOT "Boo-erns."


BOO.

FUCK YOU.


Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-04-08

Always the same with the Onion: too long and simple, but a few good lines.


baleen - 2009-04-08

it had an ostrich haven't a head blown off! jeez.


Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-04-08

Yeah, that was funny. Shilling posters to line autist's college rooms brings it down a notch, though.


La Loco - 2009-04-08

Onion rawks!!!


Prickly Pete - 2009-04-08

Sholeoting Peop


a flaming monkey - 2009-04-09

hahaha... what?


Sammy Barnathan - 2009-04-08

Horse and ostrich.


hornung - 2009-04-08

yes, the horse head getting blown in half is amazing.


gorch - 2009-04-08

Good news and bad news.

The good news: In the video, there's a url for the game: closerangegame.com -- it turns out the url actually works, and they've got a playable version of the game on there! Also, a poster for sale.

The bad news: I think it crashed my computer.


revdrew - 2009-04-08

First time I only got a red screen once it reached the shooting, second them it crashed Firefox. :(

HOW IS ANYONE GOING TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY ONION WHEN YOU TURN OUT SUCH SHODDY PRODUCT.


delicatessen - 2009-04-08

But will it inspire real-life face shootings?


Syd Midnight - 2009-04-08

This is exactly the kind of thing I hoped The Onion would do when they sold out and got a big budget to work with. Remember when it was a newspaper and they only had like 10 different faces to go around the articles?


Desidiosus - 2009-04-08

Yeah, and they didn't have a horse or an ostrich.


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-04-08

Control of Cambodian government seized by gray parrot wearing general's uniform.


CornOnTheCabre - 2009-04-08

my name is AJ! the level of immersion is unparalleled


Dinkin Flicka - 2009-04-12

Good luck with the surgery


JimL2 - 2009-04-08

I am enjoying this new game: Post an ONN video without indicating that it's a parody, and see if I drunkenly click on it while thinking it's an actual news story.


smoothbrain - 2009-04-08

A friend of mine did the concept for this.


pastorofmuppets - 2009-04-08

I think the comic-book style cutscenes did it for me.


Gwago - 2009-04-09

Download more faces to shoot


Keefu - 2009-04-09

a new cure for crying children


Keefu - 2009-04-09

also that was the best max payne parody ever


FABIO - 2009-04-09

Parodying Max Payne is one of the top 5 most pointless activities ever.


pastorofmuppets - 2009-04-09

Tell that to the guy who made Max Payne 2

SNAP


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