I literally spent like 30 minutes yesterday trying to find this on the internet after I saw it on television so I could submit it. Then a day goes by and suddenly it's up and you have beat me to it. How dare you...

Wait, this is real? Holy shit the world just became awesome.

"Booty is booty". I mean, it all looks the same in the dark right? As long as you're on top, it doesn't mean anything. The King said he wanted me to get with him, and after that fourth drink that flat butt was just so... I was drunk alright?!? I doesn't mean... Oh God. What if my wife finds out? What if this does meant that I'm...Oh God..." *uncontrollable sobbing*

I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore. I'm frightened. I need an adult.

Travesty? I don't think so.

I'm scared and confused.

Oh cool, Youtube poop has been put on TV now.

Yeeesssssss

Needs "booty is booty" tag.

Butts sell Burgers

Finally, a market for those of us who prefer square asses!

I'm gonna go buy some hamburgers now