Call me crazy, now, but if these are MMA guys, an MMA tag would probably be a good idea.

The fight was really one-sided. That could have been pine-sap and it wouldn't have helped Penn.

What makes this even funnier, at least to me, is that Penn has stated in the past that he doesn't allow anyone to touch him for like 3-4 days before a fight because he's a Hawaiian and they're weird and I guess it's bad luck to them.

This is not "some french-canadian" MMA guy. This is Rush.

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I don't keep track of stuff like this, so it's good that you guys are doing it for me. This is funny.

I love GSP

Death Warrior starring an MMA fighter? sounds like a classic.

Ha! "Smear."

I was always in the GSP camp -- though I do worry about guys like Sherk and Mayhem confirming some weirdness in the past -- but what really tore it for me was when BJ's mama got herself up to testifying. The lightweight champion of the world shouldn't have to tell his mama on you, is all.

i'm going to be honest, I have no idea what any of you guys are talking about, I just thought the whole scheme was awesome, like something cooked up by a jaunty Montreal-themed supervillain if 60's Batman had a Quebecois Nemesis.

Oh man. That's great. I HAARED A MAN TO KISS HIM. THEN HE GET DISTRACTED AND I WIN.

Oh, French Canada... you are indeed a distinct society, thankfully.