kennydra  - 2009-03-26
holy fuck.
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Lurchi - 2009-03-26
America's got talent.
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dancingshadow - 2009-03-26
Yep.
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Rovin - 2009-03-26
FIIIIRE INNNNN MYYYYY BLOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
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rustedmutt - 2009-03-26
Thanks. Ears bleeding. Awesome.
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thatonegirl - 2009-03-26
FIVE!
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Hugo Gorilla - 2009-03-26
All for a pretend girlfriend.
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chumbucket - 2009-03-26
Smellvin has found the holy grail
guitar/midi sequence solo...my god all of it 5 stars
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Old_Zircon - 2009-03-26
there's a torrent of his entire DVD, but nobody is seeding it.
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lucienpsinger - 2009-03-26
Refreshingly devoid of anime lovedoll fucking.
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Rudy - 2009-03-26
:10 is just such a perfect picture of perfect loneliness.
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Squeamish - 2010-06-01 What gets me about that is the complete lack of body movement. If he'd hammed it up ("Hey, look at me! I'm playing a GEE-TAR!") it'd have been okay.
But no. He's an emotionless button-pressing machine with a frown permanently fixed to his face.
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wtf japan - 2009-03-26
What a wonderful world.
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revdrew - 2009-03-26
She's got to be fresh from the shop.
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spencer - 2009-03-26 Men fight; women shop.
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Toenails - 2009-03-26 He's talking about getting a new Sailor Moon poster.
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James Woods - 2009-03-26
Here's hoping your Superman comes to sweep you off your feet, bug-guy.
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StanleyPain - 2009-03-26
God truly fills this world with his beauty.
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Albuquerque Halsey - 2009-03-26
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Keefu - 2009-03-26
holy fucking shit
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Keefu - 2009-03-26 it is almost painful to realize this is real and unscripted
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Chancho - 2009-03-26
Sweet baby Jesus...
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wart - 2009-03-26
I honestly can't work out what part of this I love the most. Zooming in on the sketch of the back of his head, then the awkward transition to real Chris spinning around and posing at the camera? Air guitar solos set to music with absolutely no guitar solos? SHIN-YE-HA-ME-HA? Too much to choose from.
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Cena_mark - 2009-03-26
I'd love to visit Chris and give him a swift kick in the ass. I'm sure its all he needs. My theory is that all his life he's been told that he's "Special" and being "autistic" gave him an excuse to fuck up all his life. What he needs is someone to whup his ass and inspire him to stop being such a pussy.
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Toenails - 2009-03-26 Oh Cena, when will you realize that you're second-rate villainy is no match for CWC?
You'll go up and confront him and talk all big and bad. But then when you actually realize that the both of you agree on a lot of issues, have the same political bent, and both whore yourselves out for all the internet to see, you'll probably go back to cutting yourself on Youtube.
Meanwhile, TinManic comes in and entices Chris into his van with promises of candy and anime. Then he will rape him and post a video of it as a response to a "Jem and the Holograms" episode.
That's just how TinManic rolls.
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Cena_mark - 2009-03-27 Toenails: We won't agree on much. He's a social conservative, while, I'm a social liberal. He has a problem with queers, but I don't. I'll just do some drill Sergent shit on CWC and turn him into a respectable adult.
Only Barack Hussein Osama can make me cut myself. BTW: It only made me stronger.
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Lauritz Melchior - 2009-03-26
I thought that his girlfriend's name was Julie.
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Hooper_X - 2009-03-26 No, Julie was some dude on the internet fucking with him.
This girl, Ivy? She's totally for real, man. She's the one. There's no way she's just another /b/tard picking on a goddamned retarded kid.
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Hooper_X - 2009-03-26
....why does he sound like Ethel Merman?
(also, why did Sonichu stop being yellow? Did I miss a CRITICAL CHRIS-CHAN UPDATE? Why do I even remotely give a shit?)
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Deconvolution - 2009-03-26
He may not be larger than life, but at least he's large.
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MagickPoultry - 2009-03-26
This is his gift to the ages.
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Corplos - 2009-03-26
He looks like a sad, fat little Sam Raimi.
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NoCode - 2009-03-26
She's gotta be...fresh from the shop?
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Repomancer - 2009-03-27
the HELL?
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cognitivedissonance - 2009-03-27
My troll-senses are tingling, yet data is still inconclusive. I keep awaiting the greatest unveil ever.
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Braze - 2009-03-27
I'm having a hard time believing this is for real. But still.
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JSP - 2009-03-27
Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?
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Mayberry Pancakes - 2009-03-27
She's gotta be fresh from the SHOP? Yeah, that was hands-down the creepiest moment for me.
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athodyd - 2009-03-28
Guitar solo!
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mashedtater - 2009-03-31 it is even more poetic spelled out like you did athodyd.
thank you.
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CharlesSmith - 2009-03-28
Anyone know what those blurry looking cards he shows at the start are? They're not magic cards or any nerdy card game I recognize, and stupid cards are my area of nerdspertice.
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joelkazoo - 2009-03-29
Um...well....yeah.
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thebaronsdoctor - 2009-04-16
Oh god, so much embarrassment by proxy.
Anything involving the guitar is by far the most hilarious part.
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Paranatural - 2009-04-19
His was the one article on Encyclopedia Dramatica I actually bothered to fully read. He truly is something special in this world.
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