Aztec Death Whistles

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Comment count is 24

kelpfoot

- 2009-03-25

I want to see a Hayao Miyazaki movie with these in it.

CharlemagneJackson

- 2009-03-25

No "what hell sounds like" tag?

Gamara II - 2009-03-25

I actually have that tag listed already. It shows up on the edit form but not on this page! Weird.

glasseye - 2009-03-25

You can only have five tags.

rustedmutt

- 2009-03-25

Some of the more 'musical' ones are dead-on for tropical bird calls, as they'd sound filtered through a forest...which is probably the intent. The others are just plain creepy and awesome.

wtf japan - 2009-03-25

The too had a utility, as they were used to communicate with the aliens who walked among them in times ancient.

Camonk

- 2009-03-25

They weren't aliens! They were Colonial Viper pilots!

Caminante Nocturno

- 2009-03-25

Music is the reflection of the culture that created it.

In other words, this all sounds incredibly Aztec.

Meerkat

- 2009-03-25

The Aztecs go WOOO WOOOOO

glasseye

- 2009-03-25

These stars are for you.

wtf japan

- 2009-03-25

How would you like to wake up to one of these and know a human sacrifice was just about to happen?

Bone_Vulture

- 2009-03-25

Ah, the Aztecs. Definitely my favorite ancient civilization, save for the crazy human sacrifice-based economy.

kennydra

- 2009-03-25

What? That was the best part! Also, corn milkshakes!

Helena Handbasket

- 2009-03-25

No. tlachtli was the best part.
YOU LOSE YOU DIE

Also hot cocoa.

pastorofmuppets

- 2009-03-26

I bet those people didn't even chop foreskin off of baby penises. So uncivilized.

Bone_Vulture - 2009-03-26

Also their balls were apparently huge.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Maya_Vase_Ballplayer.png

Sorry.

Mad Struggle

- 2009-03-25

I feel a strong need to own about five of the "noise of something that just escaped hell" whistles. I would go on walks, late at night...

gorch

- 2009-03-25

If I heard the noises from 1:09 or 1:38 while walking alone on a dark night, I would crap my pants just like Uncle Oscar. "Oh, nein!"

simon666

- 2009-03-25

screw you gamara II for scarring my soul, take your fucking stars and leave!

Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2009-03-31

I think it is obvious that Gamera was the main god of the ancient Aztecs.

UmbilicalFiend

- 2009-03-29

DEAD HILLS

La Loco

- 2009-04-15

Maybe they sound scary cuz the asshole doesn't know how to play them. Give me a trumpet and I'll show you what hell sounds like.

Pillager

- 2011-05-22

Where'd they find a velociraptor to castrate?

Old People

- 2014-03-26

What a sad, evil, morbid society they had. Wretched monsters, eventually crushed by a stronger empire of other greedy, blood-obsessed fanatics.

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