I don't know. For some reason I have the feeling he's NOT RACIST.

Do you mean American race issues, or race issues in general? And isn't he actually just English? You know someone doesn't become Australian if they move to Australia? What are you talking about?

Because other countries don't have race issues. And America never exports its culture anywhere.

for it's worth, his views are identical to mine

I am simply saying, as an American, I have heard all his clever observations put forth before, again and again. By black people, even.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diKUyMNgj_s

But is fifty really representative of hip-hop culture? I dunno, he has a few catchy songs but honestly Xzibit, Obie, Nas, Jayz, etc etc all have way better lyrics, flow and are just plain damn better.

but who sells more records?

Look I'm man enough to admit I'm too white to review rap, that's what Yahtzee should have done. Instead he tried and panicked over the race issue.

On the second-to-last credits screen he finally starts being funny:
"I found it entertaining to pretend the unnamed middle eastern country was the same one from Call of Duty 4 and that BotS was a prequel establishing how it was destabilized by the West."

Anyways Yahtzee has to really suck to get a low rating from me

Yeah, it kinda bugs me to imagine 14yr old pasty faced metalheads giggling to this, thinking somehow that their choice of music is so much more profound.

FIVE MORE FOR THE ENDING.

Also for the comment in the credits, need to buy this game now.

The March Madness thing? Anyone remember the first week of the Escapist when it was all high brow? I think March Madness is when those people try to be entertaining.

Zero Punctuation IS entertaining, so five as usual.

Also, I'd totally play a Tomb Raider/50 Cent crossover