too long, but still funny.

GOLDMAN!

Most gratuitous trombone shot ever.

"You don't have anything to worry aboot, Jill!"

Boots? Teldin? WHO IS IT?

7 minutes.

GOLDMAN! indeed.

Most of these were just boring, rather than entertainingly bad.

-1 star for poor editing. Don't show us Dante's whole gay speech. We all came to hear "FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" so give us that and move on.

But god, the last boss speech in House of the Dead is pure gold.

not surprisingly, these are all nip games

This was two stars until the last one. Wow.

5 stars because I'd never heard of Deep Fear until now.

No Deus Ex?

They needed some dialogue scenes from Dynasty Warriors.