over 9000 people will submit that jackass getting hit with the ninja star.

thank god this was cut, this is truly horrible.

Yeah this ending would have totally ruined the movie.

Mr. Current Affairs Frank Rizzo throws out an over 9000 joke. Fucktard.

oddeye is easilly perturbed.

my apologies ma'am

Yes, actually, this was like the 3rd or 4th baby suicide.

A sacrifice I'd be happy to make. Repeatedly.

Is there any one person that's had to be aborted repeatedly?

Some people weren't aborted hard enough, obviously. So you try and you try until you get it right.

5 stars for Hooper X.

Ill that five more for Hooper X

also lol @ "classic movies"

That's the only movie category. I would like to apologize for taking POETV one step closer to having a clickable Ashton Kutcher tag.

The director's cut of the film had THIS ending on one side and another on the other. I picked this side.

... was the "original ending" any better?

The "original" is everything turns out happiness and sunshine for all involved.

you should apologize gayclops.

glad it wasn't me

Actually, the whole movie was a shitty emo depress-fest. They should have left the suicidal fetus in.

I mean, if you're going to do something, don't do it half-assed.

I think that's the realistic lesson we should all learn from.

Also, this is the only movie where I've ever seen someone from the audience have a fully blown acid trip. This 15 year old kid started freaking out and yelling he was Jesus, stripped naked, ran outside and started prostrating himself against a wall. He tried to touch various employees while telling them that he had reached the 14 level, whatever that is, while cutting his arm against a theater sign.

Something like 5 cops and an equal number of EMT's were used to pin him down. And that was more enjoyable to watch than this movie.