i was literally just about to submit this and fawk

If we keep saying it, then it will be true!

ASU! The high school right after high school!

I like how the soul singer shows up for the graduating black man at 1:53

Just like my college, I'm sure those black people are recycled from previous promotional pieces.

"Solid as a Rock and Proud as a Peacock." The science is too tight!

Funky, but loses a point for not using any star wipes.

inflatable bungee runs?

Hey, students! First choice turn you down? Safety school turn you down? Last resort school that never rejects anyone destroyed in a freak rockslide? Well, good news!

Are you sure this isn't from an episode of Tim and Eric?

I like the teacher looming over the terrified kid at the computer at -1:27.

five stars for using PowerPoint as the medium of choice for creation of a promotional video.

weve got a sciency static ball....in our science department...for some reason...

"Nothing's hotter than ASU"? Ummm....

I remember when this video came out I went to ASU's website, and was the only member of the poll to answer "NO!" to the monthly question ,"Has this been the most successful year in ASU Sports History?" A lone voice of dissent! Fight the power, kill whitey.

They had the whole video to show me why they were HOT HOT HOT!

Apparently the answer is "They have mastered fire". That's all I can come up with.