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IrishWhiskey - 2009-02-25

My favorite are the "ragequit" and "steak dinner" lines.

His taunts will annoy you, and cause self-esteem issues about your body weight.


vissarion - 2009-02-25

FAT FATTY FAT-FAT


Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-02-26

Producers reference.


Teldin - 2009-02-25

WHERE'S YOUR PRECIOUS HIPPO CRATES NOW


Aubrey McFate - 2009-02-25

I. EAT. YOUR. SANDWICHES!

IEATEMUP!!!


oogaBooga - 2009-02-26

this


facek - 2009-02-25

I eat your sandwiches, I eat em up.


facek - 2009-02-25

fuc


Louis Armstrong - 2009-02-25

Heres a schematic for ya, MY ASS!!!


Helena Handbasket - 2009-02-25

I hate doctors too.







Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-02-25

All gold.


keinsignal - 2009-02-26

solid.


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-02-25

OH GOD PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE FOR ALL OF THE CLASSES

I AM BEGGING YOU

I AM ON MY KNEES RIGHT NOW

IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO TYPE LIKE THIS


HURF BLURF DUH - 2009-02-25

nice moves, mumbles.


Keefu - 2009-02-25

Nice effort, deutschbag.


Merzbau - 2009-02-25

YOU'LL NEVER HIT MY TINY HEAD

I GOTTA TINY HEAD, IT'S SO FRICKIN'...SO FRICKIN' TINY

(IT'S TINY)


Chibisuke - 2009-02-26

What's the point of having such long taunts when most of the time they get cut off halfway after your view switches away from the guy that killed you?


Syd Midnight - 2009-02-26

They're domination lines, so you say them automatically after killing someone several times in a row. It adds to the ambiance of the game, the same lines get boring after a while.


Syd Midnight - 2009-02-26

Shit, didn't mean to star it, that was reflex


Banal Intercourse - 2009-02-28

The taunts are for the enjoyment of the living.


Wonko the Sane - 2009-02-25

i liek videogames


vissarion - 2009-02-25

Henceforth the dispenser shall be known as the "Not-Dyin' Machine".


TeflonDoc - 2009-02-26

arrg


Syd Midnight - 2009-02-26

There's a buried sound file in TF2 where the Heavy calls the dispenser "diaper changing station". That's still the best.


Mike Tyson?! - 2009-02-25

5 STARS, OBVIOUS REASONS WHY.


Anhedonia - 2009-02-26

Because you've never heard any of these before?


halon - 2009-02-26

These are for the video, but also for Anhedonia.


TeflonDoc - 2009-02-26

Here's something you can invent. A... Not-Dying Machine.


ProfessorChaos - 2009-02-26

Look at this! I just caved in your skull, and my bat's still dry! No Clumps of Hair, Nothing!

Sounds like a subtle Shamwow Vince Reference to me.


Indidan - 2009-02-26

you read my mind and posted just as I did just to make me look stupid didn't you!


ProfessorChaos - 2009-02-26

Yes.


Aoi - 2009-02-26

Playing for the first time since the update last night, and being a terrible Scout, my first exposure to a new quote was in the form of a Revenge kill. It wasn't from these ones, obviously, but it was distinctly Vince-ish, something along the lines of 'And if you order right now, we'll throw in me kicking your ass for free! It's a limited time offer, moron.', or something in that general 'gist'.

I was so busy cracking up over it that I got backstabbed almost immediately afterward.


RockBolt - 2009-02-26

MUMBLES


Indidan - 2009-02-26

The one's at the beginning really sound like they're trying to make him sound like Vince trying to pitch a product: "Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bats still dry, no clumps of hair, nothin""


kiint - 2009-02-26

HERE'S A SCHEMATIC FOR YA:

MY ASS!


voodoo_pork - 2009-03-04

Is that a reference to "Kung Pow"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DEC87Ao0Do


Kingofthehobos - 2009-02-26

This is my inner monologue


Chalkdust - 2009-02-26

REAL NICE EFFORT, DEUTSCHBAG


GiantAtomicFreak - 2009-02-26

Half Christian Bale, half McGuirk.


Camonk - 2009-02-26

Rage-quit!


King of Balls - 2009-02-26

I've never played this game.


fatatty - 2009-02-26

I dunno what you're waiting for. Fat Fatty Fat Fat.


Son of Slam - 2009-02-26

"The best man won, you bomb throwing drunk!"


Stog - 2009-02-26

HEY-HEY LOOK YOU SHAPESHIFTED INTO A DEAD GUY


Harveyjames - 2009-02-26

Did Erik write these?


thebaronsdoctor - 2009-02-26

Is anyone listening to me?


Desidiosus - 2009-02-26

Rummy!


cognitivedissonance - 2009-02-26

Hee hee hee "Ragequit".


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-03-03

When do you get these? How?

I have ideas about how. I could have sworn at one point in Dustbowl, I Uber HWGuy'd enough people in a hallway to get the heavy to sing a "DOO DOO DOOO" song, and laugh, and say some stuff I don't remember, and it must have lasted thirteen or so long seconds. I need to dig up the voice files, where ever they're stored in the Steam folders.


fluffy - 2009-03-25

These are brilliant.


Ranma X. - 2009-03-28

I love the fact that's he's deeply offended by the Sniper's living conditions


Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2009-04-15

Here's a schematic for you - my ass!


oddeye - 2014-03-03

Fuck all of this game. Forever.


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