I was all set to make fun of this, but this IS the story of my current relationship. It's perfectly accurate: the meeting on a poorly-rendered bridge, the teacup ride with handjob, the way our faces seem to clash horribly with the rest of our bodies, the flying babies shoving arrows up our butts. It's like watching scenes from my own life. I think I need to sit down.
You could go back in time, bring a flatscreen television and generator, hook it up and play this on hi-def, and not even the lowliest of peasantry would find it amusing.