thief is god

Is it me or did he not really review Thief: The Dark Project in that one?

Is that your hat?

I still vividly and fondly remember the "Bear Pits" conversation from the first level.

The caveat of this rating system is that people who hate a series only one-star the first video, while the later posts are only watched and rated by people who liked the first one.

I AM HERE TO CORRECT THIS IMBALANCE.

I have to disagree with the big hate-on for Thief 3. It's true that, yes, they made the game smaller, but despite a few flaws like that, I still thought it was a fantastic and strong game.

I always wondered about that myself, why Garrett insisted on stomping around like a drunk elephant when he was supposedly trying to be stealthy.

Oh look, a metal grate I can jump on!

K-BOOONNNG

NALI HEALING FRUIT

bin Laden licking his chops

Crouching in the corner in the dark while a guard stares right at you from two feet away is always nerve racking/hilarious.

Pro: To this very Day, I have nightmares about the zombie in the Hammer Priests lair. {shudder}

Con: You could fill a guard fill full of arrows from the shadows & he'd blame the rats.

Great game overall.

If I ever become an evil overlord, Emil Pagliarulo will create my slave dungeon.

Hey, you wanna go to the bear pits this weekend?

DON'T THINK YOU CAN JUST HOP BACK INTO THE SHADOWS, BOY

Thief 2 the best? That was the one that added rocket launching turrets =(


Series peaked with the very first level and citadel stages.

I could be wrong, but did he actually reference "The Enigma of Amigara Fault?"

evidence: http://brasscockroach.com/h4ll0w33n2007/manga/Amigara-Full/Amigara -31.html

This one was boring.

Best game ever. Mentioning Thief automatically gets 5 stars from me.

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Mecha-Gandalf. Oh my Lord, Yahtzee, you slay me with your foolishness!