Yeah, well, you're an ugly old buzzard.

I like this game.

I was just rewatching the Andy Rooney week stuff when these burst onto the frontpage.

This needs all of Andy's personal tags such as "oh grandpa" and "useless old man".

I dont know if its me being %70 drunk or what, but that was great.

Ill know by tomorrow.

Yeah, there's really no point to this. It's better just to listen to him ramble. He is a senile whining man and you cut him down to 2 sentences that make him stop sounding like a rambling senile man? This is like editing Bush's speeches to only include perfect English sentences.

Andy Rooney: he says what's on his brittle mind!

Well, I get the confusion and bemusement at how dumb Andy Rooney is, but without all the anger at having actually listened to all his stupid opinions. So it's kind of like being high and forgetting all the details. The Andy Rooney Drug Simulator.

oh they've tried to kill him in various ways i'm sure.. if only they knew about his pact with Satan who is the devil.

He'd make a better GOP leader than Limbaugh

hopefully CBS is paying attention

Andy Rooney, stickin' it to the man.

To be fair to Andy I think he's referring to Bush in his last sentence there

I think this one is my fave. It is pure undiluted bowtie geriatric rage.

Bravo, sir. Bravo.