That is what they should call their horribly boring show.

Don't blink, don't even blink, blink and you're dead! They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink.

where the hell did those bastardized break tags come from?

You were trying to break the tables. Your carefully considered and meticulously edited post is now destroyed. Justice served.

So, the joke isn't that he talks really fast. The funny comes from the ridiculous metaphors he comes up with.

What's it like going through life and not really getting jokes?

Frank real-laughs very rarely. When he does, it is an explosive, donkey-style guffaw because he is so glad to finally get a joke. It breaks across his life line sunshine on a brisk day. It is quickly swallowed by humorless darkness.

YAY CATS WOOOOO

The humor comes from cynicism. The metaphors are the weakest part and make me feel like I'm reading Somethingawful.

I always thought his metaphors were good...
...like...something...good...
that's made of chocolate.

ohmygodthiswasthebestoneiveseeninalongtimesothatmeansyouandyourcom mentcangofuckingsuckhairyballs!

Hey, leave me out of this!

GO BACK UNDER YOUR BRIDGE

garcet71283 honey, i don't know who you were talking to but it made me giggle.

Damn straight. There's an Indiana Jones-y one that had me squealing like a rogered pug for ten minutes.

"I'm glad he shares my general contempt for humanity."

Hey, Welcome to 7th grade! How're you adjusting? Uh huh, yeah. Okay! that was great.

Yeah I wasn't going to even review it but I had to see what got Frank so pissed off, and it's a pretty good one.

Yah.

Right where it should be. Now get cracking on making it link-enabled, soldier!