News report on World of Warcraft slang

wait, so bayareanews thought they could fill 2 minutes of footage by bringing in a reporter's bed-buddy to talk about his middle-schooler obsession with WoW lingo? someone needs to start a crime spree out there to drum up real news

Comeuppance

- 2009-02-04

This video is actually a lot better than that.

He's bullshitting the news team with nonexistent lingo, claiming he's in the top-ten players when there's no ranking system, and he managed to slip in the word "fap."

The amount of frothing nerd-rage that this broadcast created cannot yield any less than five stars. I say this as someone who plays the game, but still has a soul and a social life.

Aelric - 2009-02-04

This games has taken too many lives. I've lost good men to this plague.

dueserpenti

- 2009-02-04

Dude, that's your wife? Throw that fucking computer in the trash, Rain Man.

Nikon

- 2009-02-04

Yeah, with a hot babe like that around the amount of videogame playing should be reduced greatly.

Camonk - 2009-02-04

How the hell does a guy who's in the top ten (seriously? they have that?) have time to maintain a relationship with a woman? Nevermind an attractive, socially conscious woman. I've never met a serious player of this game who has that kind of time.

wtf japan

- 2009-02-04

You guys have somehow overlooked the fact that the man is also relatively in shape and doesn't have gaping bedsores all over his body.

Hugo Gorilla

- 2009-02-04

That guy is a real "Timmy."

UnderANeonHalo

- 2009-02-04

Not even a cookie sale you could cover that day guys?

Rudy

- 2009-02-04

I kept waiting for her to throw the wine in that dude's face and storm off crying.

mantang0

- 2009-02-04

Naxx, not nex. fuckin' l2spell nub

Cleaner82 - 2009-02-04

Nex as in nexus, nub.

KnowFuture

- 2009-02-04

Ugh....just knowing that guy gets laid.

Hooper_X

- 2009-02-04

Here's the thing: He is a CHAMPIONSHIP LEVEL WOW PLAYER and she is a reporter for a major market network affiliate. By the time she gets home from a hard day of fires, murders, and car crashes, she just wants to sleep while he's still jerking off over his 4 STRENGTH 4 STAM LEATHER BELT.

At least that's how I rationalize this video to myself. Otherwise, she's just some very very deep seated "broken boy" issues that she needs to resolve and she probably cries herself to sleep alone while he is doing WOW shit but she still swears that He Is Such A Sweet Guy And I Can Change Him!!!!!

heyitslozeau

- 2009-02-04

bagofdicks journalism.

DrDoalot

- 2009-02-04

I NEED HELP

Cleaner82

- 2009-02-04

That is not "I need help", don't insult the woman. You're lucky she doesn't shatter your self-image by sharing the multiple affairs she's having.

Cleaner82 - 2009-02-04

That sentence properly translated means, "I am looking for more players to join me in a jaunty adventure through the Nexus' raid instance -- Eye of Eternity! We will be playing on Heroic difficulty and thus will require twenty-five players total. The players we yet require specifically however are two that will receive the brunt of the damage whilst keeping the monsters occupied, and also two of the 'Death Knight' class. Thank you!"

I perform this public service translation with full awareness that I will be mocked without mercy, and I accept your thanks in advance.

Modern Angel

- 2009-02-04

So here's the actual punchline: he's not in the top 10 of all WoW players. If you check the link to his character it's distinctly average. Meaning that, yes, this guy lied to that fine piece of ass about how great a WoW player he is.

wtf japan - 2009-02-04

Why don't you get a job, Derrick?

Baby. Baby! I'm in the TOP 10!

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