Saf-T-Rider doesn't show up until 2:00.

I don't know which came first, but here's the flash video.

http://www.safetrider.org/

I like to think that somewhere, in some establishment, this video is playing in an endless loop, driving the employees of said establishment inexorably towards their inevitable suicides.

Several thoughts on this:

1. 8 minutes of this? There are jobs that don't have training videos this long, many of them at airports!
2. After seeing him as "bumbling security guard," I have less respect for the work of Sean Astin.
3. The real warning of this film is to parents about what will happen to their kids when they don't make the cut for the musical, "Cats."

You forgot the most important rule: stand on the right, walk to the left. It's not a fucking ride people. I got places to be.

Also, I'm hoping this is an aspiring rapper who got popped for small-time possession and this is his punishment.

Ever since they started putting these things up on SEPTA, I had wondered what would happen if Ronald McDonald fucked a cat. Now I know.

a bazillion times more fucked up than the flash

Please tell me Bob Odenkirk is in there