"You know what to do."

Uhhhh ... find where they live on the convicted sex-offender website and then BLOW THEM AWAY WITH GIANT GUNS?

He is apparently best friends with the guy who played Lem on The Shield.

The other one took place in heaven and this one takes place in hell.

I need you...on this battlefield troBLAMoper.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, SOLDIER?? GET THE FUCK OVER HERE AND STOP TALKING TO THAT CAMERA, WE GOT A WAR TO FIGHT.....

So, am I supposed to ironically giggle at the military industrial propaganda machine here, or what?

"No, wait! My father used to use the belt to keep me in line! It's a perfectly val--"

*BRRRRAP* *BRAKABRAKABRAKA* *KAPOW!!!*

Please God, let abused children see this and decide he means to shoot their parents.

Looks like you're fighting one Hell of an abusive parent there, soldier.

preying on our most vulnerable citizens... our psykers.