that's really pretty dicky and stupid.

You're absolutely right. 5-starring your own submissions IS dicky and stupid.

I thought the rating system pertained to the content of a video. Guess that was a dicky and stupid assumption.

I have to 5 star it without even watching just to offset idiots like you.

Jack, ignore me. As I said, I'm being a dick just for the fun of it. As far as I know there's nothing in the rules about voting for your own clips, and anything from Troma deserves love.

Rating your own videos is stupid and classless because why would you submit anything besides 5 stars? But you gotta rate the video not the submitter.

Jesus. Look, it's not like Poet V has high standards or anything like that. But, I mean, fuck you man. Even if we had standards, one-starring a video that is awesome because the submitter hasn't quite gotten into the swing of things is definitely below them.

This place has gotten really sensitive.

"This place" meaning MY DICK.

A thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters.

Why are the cruel dominatrices always named Ilsa?