pull up sounds like one word here...if that's what he's saying

that washing machine looked perfectly good.. he must have decided that pushing it around his back yard to build up his stabilizer muscles was a better use for it than cleaning the low income filth off his clothes

The thing with Avery the cat was good. I like Todd a lot.

Shitty metal + mullet + garbage = hilarious.

todd knows about plyometrics, I like todd. todd also hates cats, I hate cats too.