Why do I know these? Why? Good job brain, holding onto all the very, very important details of childhood.

How can the man who was killed by the horse come back?

He's dead.

I remember these.

;_;

oh nostalgia, you silly bitch.

a dupe but who the fuck cares this is wonderful

This plays in my head all the time

They should still have these on TV somewhere.

i still sing this song sometimes

I too still sing these.

When I was young and kind of OCD about things, it bugged me that they'd reversed the traditional "we'll be right back after these messages" and I was sure it was maybe grammatically incorrect.

I REMEMBER!!!

When I was a kid I imagined every picture, television show, and human experience would be captured for eternity in a giant computer. I expected it to be shinier though, like Tron.