Good on you Judson!

Stories like this make me happy. Like the world isn't quite as bad off as it seems.

Given the effort involved in acquiring this difficult pet, he may even not get bored of it in a fortnight. May Lucky Luke have a wonderful life filled with insects, snails, frogs and toads, snakes, bird eggs, carrion, mushrooms, grass roots, berries, melons, and watermelons.

I wonder if he had to get a hedge fund to pay for the legal fees.

Is it everything you DREAMED of, Judson?

Also, you're a big boy now, and I think you should know: there is a woman on the internet who wants to fuck your pet... very carefully.

I have a friend who has an illegal hedgehog. They're illegal because they naturally run towards poison to roll around in, that way if something tries to swipe at them or eat them, it gets poisoned. They're rather ingenious little buggers, also: adorable.

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his real-life hedgehog controls better than Sonic has for the past decade or so