If I had claws I would probably do the same thing.
But seriously, doesn't cat arrogance like that piss you off? Maybe i've just got dominance issues or something, but I would go up to that fucker and restrain it until it gave the fuck up.
That cat should be scared of something that could accidentally kill it just by walking, goddamn it.
Cat instinct makes it want to bite your spine with 8-inch fangs and eat your viscera. That we can defeat them with a pillow is terribly conflicting to their Lion instincts. Nature designed them to kill.
That's why I loathe toy breed dogs. You just can't shrink a dire wolf to that size and shape and expect the resulting abomination to remain sane. That why they always look so sad.
Imagine if the Predator was 6 inches tall and easily beaten with a couch cushion... it'd eventually end up on your lap thinking "Someday motherfucker someday" and pretending its toys were you.
Cat arrogance totally pisses me off! I've never gotten mad at a dog like I can get mad at a cat. Restraining them is basically the only option there, although smashing them into the wall is very tempting sometimes. That probably wouldn't be very productive though.
All day long 'I am smiling handsome and cat hates me, why' speil and shove a camera in my face while I'm hiding under the table and I'll rip your eyes out too, buddy.