enormous amounts of material

This would be funnier if it weren't so sad.

The internet is not a big truck! It's a series of tubes!

Minus one star for excluding the bit about gambling. AN INTERNET WAS SENT BY HIS STAFF.

This should be remembered as one of the defining moments of the Bush era of American politics

MY INTERNET WAS LATE

Will I stop finding the Daily Show or Ted Stevens funny? NO, NO I WILL NOT.