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why has nobody else complimented this one, it is gold
On one hand, its creepy. On the other, it seems, um, multipurpose.
I agree, Nightmare fool and something to stick your penis in.
Fuel*
Nightmare fool is better.
i would give untold sums of cash to watch you put your dick in there and post the result here.
Can't stop thinking about those cabbage patch dolls that ate hair.
This is clearly designed for cunnilingus, not fellatio. Scary, scary cunnilingus.
I'm not sticking my penis in anything that makes mechanical grinding noises.
AAAAHHHH!!!
the eyes
Very no. The noises it makes do not help anything.
5 for the "Military" category. Also, needs a vore tag.
Absolutely delightful.
Like a clown that eats raw kittens alive.
OPEN YOUR MIND TO ME
oh fuck you, five for this
Just don't feed them after midnight.
How do you get your money back?
Ipecac.
You don't. You have to keep feeding it. You have to.
+5 for the vid, +5 stealth stars for bystander
Seriously, this thing is like an SCP object.
Cats will love this.
That brick is a thing that should not be.
They're pushing this thing harder than you could imagine at every store I go to. I'm just glad that most of the time the sample unit is broken or otherwise not powered on.
Feed it a barbie.
infants
FEED ME A STRAY CAT
FACE BANK
Spencer's Gifts discovers that hiring David Lynch and Takashi Miike as product designers is not such a great idea.
Well, at least it doesn't talk.
The larger model, the Mega Face Bank, does burp.
Take that to the bank, THE FACE BANK