note to self: trim claws

i love that with every failure to mount his bitch, he just resorts to *fap fap fap* with a demeanor so casual and calm about it you'd swear he was Hindu cattle.

It's a dog. He's masturbating. I'm not sure what else I was expecting from this clip.

"The dog wanking itself off is literally my favorite thing I've seen in the last decade. You wouldn't believe how many times I've watched it. To me, it's like when the monkey throws the bone up in 2001. In that movie, it symbolizes the monkey moving on to the next stage of evolution or something. I feel the same way about the dog wanking itself off."

- Chris Cunningham

A spiritual experience.

Awarded 5 out of 5 onans, by the Onan Foundation

They're evolving!

Bitches. Who needs 'em?

"I think he's a gay dog"

Is it the sex life of Man's best friend week?

Huh.

Yes, that dog is masturbating.

I think if he'd barfed, I'd never need another video.