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Did his big sister forget to tell him that you use the handlebars to steer
Kids, always remember to remove your helmet.
i think i might have cackled at this?
I laughed like Dick Cheney at a minstrel show.
I did not laugh as hard as Dick Cheney at a minstrel show...but I did laugh very very hard.
"And the winner of our $ 10,000 prize is..."
...his dentist.
Proper parenting.
At least whoever filmed this turned the camera off right away. An asshole parent would have kept on going.
A real asshole parent would have told the kid to get up and punch the pole for getting in the way.
I'll remember to teach my kids not to rely on "GAAAAAH" to stop a moving vehicle.
It sounded more like Dahhhhhhhhhh. It was like he was saying DAD! but couldn't quite tap into the part of his cortex that formed consonants.
holy shit nose first to, poor kid. 5 stars
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He took his feet off the pedals.
I could watch five seconds to eight seconds on an endless loop. DAAAAaaaaah-OOMPF!! DAAAAaaaaah-OOMPF!! DAAAAaaaaah-OOMPF!! DAAAAaaaaah-OOMPF!!
the stars are exclusively for that loop
I suppose I should rate the loop.
-1 because, as ineffectual as it was, he did get his arm up in time.
Crunch!
Wow he saw that coming way before it happened and there was nothing he could do about it. Five stars -- not just for slapstick, but for a comment on the human condition itself. Also the preloader.
That's about as close to perfect as that kind of accident can get.
Oh my.
how the fuck am i the first person to favorite this